Cookies Are The New Cupcakes

I hate cupcakes. There, I said it. (Okay, so I don’t hate cupcakes, but I’m sick of hearing about them. ) Lately, it’s been all, “cupcakes this and cupcakes that.” Thank gawd there’s been a cupcake backlash.

So I’m officially here to nominate the cookie as the cupcake’s official opposing candidate. If you haven’t heard, cookies f’ing rule. And here’s why:

• Cookies don’t have muffin tops (yeah fatty cupcakes, you heard me).
• You can make one BIG cookie and put icing on it. If you do that to a cupcake, it becomes a cake. Lame.
• Number of cookie flavors: Infinite.
• Number of cupcake flavors: 15 at best. FAIL.
• One single cupcake from Crumbs Bakery in NYC has up to 36 grams of fat. Try saying that about a cookie (or four).
• Is there a cupcake named after an amazingly beautiful and talented woman? Me and Mrs. Fields thinks not.

I have ten thousand other reasons why I adore cookies and think cupcakes are subpar, but I’m too busy buying this shirt to continue posting. So I’ll end with this: