Au Revoir, Paris

Sacre bleu! According to Gawker, the Associated Press has decided to put the kebosh on any upcoming Paris Hilton stories for a week. The entertainment editor of the AP allegedly wrote in an email to his colleagues, “Barring any major, major news, we are not going to put a single word about Paris on the wire.”

Merci, AP. Merci. I never thought I’d say it, but I’ve had enough of Paris.

Shhhhhh….put on your earmuffs, AP.  I just heard word that Paris got arrested again last night for driving with a suspended license. But don’t worry about it, AP. Pretend I never told you. And really it doesn’t matter, because Reuters is all over it.

UPDATE TWENTY MINUTES LATER: Looks like the AP caved and published the news of Paris’s run-in with law after all. Me thinks somebody over there was crossing their fingers behind their back when they made that promise. Am I right? Hmmm?